My Fellow Americans,

What would it feel like to turn on the news one day & hear the President making the following speech:

My Fellow Americans,

the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed. We have managed to put in place an incompetent, untrained government unable to end the civil war which has since broken out. The Suunis, formerly in power, are now the disenfranchised minority causing upheaval. The Kurds have nearly all the oil and are attempting to create a separate state (the nerve of those guys!). The Turkish are attacking from the north, you have refugee crisis' in Jordan, and the majority Shi'its, the more radical Muslims now in power, are teaming up with their brothers in Iran. Al Queda has moved in and terrorism is for the first time a real problem (where did they come from?).

Since it would foolish to spend more money on having our troops police a warzone, I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

I have in front of me a list which will serve as a guide for all future American governments. We cannot afford to make any more bone-headed decisions based on ill-conceived and delusional notions of the American Empire running the world.

First of all, the American Empire has fallen! The day's of our cultural and economic superiority are over. Our war on terror has become a war on peace! Our misguided policies have created an economy based on debt, illusions of prosperity based on soon worthless IOU's, power based on lies, and false security based on fear.

Open your eyes!

Half the world hates us,
our economy is in shambles,
our precious dollar is being abandoned,
and freedom and security are Orwellian terms used to justify the encroaching police state!

Our financial markets are collapsing,
we borrow billions daily from foreign governments,
unemployment and inflation is on the rise.
the middle class is disappearing!

Our two party 'representative and democratic' government has been run by two families for almost 20 yrs (Vote Hillary 2008!),
Our education system is one of the worst in the developed world,
Our social security system is a Pandoras box waiting to open,
Our healthcare is unaffordable for the majority of Americans.

What happened to the most economically prosperous, culturally deemed superior, benign and loved world Empire?
It has followed the natural cycle of Empires, has been corrupted by power, and is now collapsing. How orderly this will happen, is up to us. So we need a change in tactics...

No more reckless unilateral foreign policy. We will work together with our neighbors and we will enter into negotiations before even thinking about bombing a country. No more needless spending on wars! We will turn those billions of dollars to improving our quality of living at home!
We will no longer pay interest to the private bankers for printing OUR money! Let them keep the Federal Reserve, but from now on they will be employees of the government, paid an average wage to work the printing presses. The money saved will be enough to provide universal healthcare and social security benefits to all!
We will scrap the electoral system, use traceable paper ballots for elections and bring back the popular vote!
We will work with with the UN, so mutual solutions can be found to our common problems.
We will keep on donating money to countries in need. We need a serious shift in anti-American sentiment.

And a note to all of you who think we should keep doing what we've been doing: Learn to speak Arabic, because you will be going on an all expense paid one-way trip to the heart of Baghdad. A reform colony is currently is being en set-up to provide an opportunity for all of you who think we should stay to be educated by the locals!

God bless America . Thank you and good night.

If you can read this, thank your parents.
If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier by visiting his grave.